Citações de Monkey Island

Um pequeno tributo à memorável obra de Ron Gilbert "Monkey Island":

Guybrush: You fight like a Dairy Farmer...

Pirate: How appropriate, you fight like a Cow.

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Guybrush after climbing out of the water with the idol: Now all I have to do is get this fish out of my pants.

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Guybrush in the voodoo shop: Mmm, a rubber chicken with a pully in the middle. What possible use could that have.

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Meathook (bold): You don’t know when to stop do you?

Guybrush: Well, obviously neither did your barber.

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Guybrush: I got this scar during a mighty struggle.

Pirate: I hope you’ve learned to stop picking you’re nose.

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Guybrush: Where are your pants?

Herman Toothrot: What pants?

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Guybrush: Holy monkey bladders it's Monkey Island!

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Guybrush: Don’t eat me. I'm a mighty pirate!

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Smirk: Fighting is like making love: it doesn’t matter what you do as much what you say.

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Guybrush : "I'm not stupid!"

Storkeeper : "I didn't say you were, not out loud at least."

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Monkey Island 1 when you first see Monkey Island: Guybrush : "WOW! This was well worth $59.95 + tax."

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Guybrush and Important looking Pirates: So no pirates means no swag and no swag means no grog. And we're getting dangerously low on grog.

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Ghost pirate: I feel so glad that you happened to capture my ship, then murdered me and everyone on board. ...yes sir... lucky.

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Salesman: Excuse me but do you have a cousin named Sven?

Guybrush: No but I once had a barber named Dominique.

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Smirk: Yes, swinging a rubber chicken with a metal pulley in the middle can be dangerous.... BUT IT'S NOT A SWORD!!!!!!

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Smirk: I say 'You fight like a dairy farmer'. You respond:

Guybrush: You must be thinking of someone else I am not a farmer.

Smirk: I can see we've got a lot of work to do here.

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Guybrush to the blind lookout: How did you get this job any way, you're obviously blind as a bat.

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Women: Do you’ve got an appointment?

Guybrush: Ya that’s my name at the top of the list.

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Guybrush: Get up or you’ll feel my heavy boots on your bottoms.

Rioted crew: I’m sorry… but does the word keelhaul means anything to you?

Guybrush: Got it.

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After the Credits: Turn off your computer and go to sleep!

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Lechuck: isn’t it great to have the winds of hell blowi'n in your face?

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Monkey Island Cannibals: Is that a banana in your pants, or are you just happy to see us?

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Guybrush: What is in that grog stuff anyway?

Pirate 2: Grog is a secret mixture of which contains the following:

Pirate 1: Kerosene,

Pirate 2: Glycol acid,

Pirate 3: Artificial sweeteners

Pirate 1: Sulphuric acid,

Pirate 2: Rum,

Pirate 3: Acetone,

Pirate 1: Red dye #2,

Pirate 2: Scumm,

Pirate 3: Axle grease,

Pirate 1: Battery acid,

Pirate 2: And/or pepperoni.

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Guybrush: Who are you talking to?

Herman: Why the people watching of course!

Guybrush: Um......right.

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Guybrush: I'm sorry I called you Cannonball Head. I meant to call you Chrome Dome.

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Lechuck: I am your brother.

Guybrush: That's not true, that's impossible!

Lechuck: Search your feelings; you know it to be true.

Guybrush: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!